Favourite Insults

[newfhouse]

A face that could launch a thousand dredgers.

(HMHB)

 

[Speicher]

He is not a complete idiot, parts of him are missing.

 

[flake99please]

I’m not saying you’re an a-hole, but you’re doing a bloody good impression of one.

 

[steveindenmark]

As an former police officer I have heard them all and more. Within the first 2 weeks I was stunned at how many men my Mother had been intimate with. Her favourite sexual activity came well before Victoria Beckhams I was also suprised as I was 200 miles from home. How did these people know these things?

 

[tony111]

"Have you been to the hairdressers"?
"Yes"..
"Were they shut"?

 

[raleighnut]

View: https://youtu.be/GQ-S6SiLhrs

 

[Drago]

You have the mannersh of a goat and you schmell like a pig!

 

[newts]

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't blow the wax out of your ears.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

You have the mannersh of a goat and you schmell like a pig!

My cut has improved your voice!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Away boil your head and mak' soup.

A good one on message boards is when someone has just launched a tear-stained tirade about something and the next post is "Bless".

 

[Tail End Charlie]

You turnip.

 

[biggs682]

Call yourself a cyclist and you can't even acknowledge me riding a bike in the opposite direction

 

[tony111]

The face that launched a thousand quips.

 

[bruce1530]

A face that would turn a funeral up a side street....

 

[MichaelW2]