Favourite Insults

[Yellow Fang]

"Your opinion is not important to me."
Like I wish I'd loftily said to horrible schoolmates.

 

[Drago]

You're about as useful as prawn cocktail crisps.

 

[Smokin Joe]

You nitwit.

OK, I know it's from my junior school days but we all have to start somewhere.

 

[sheddy]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I've seen more intelligence in a potato

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your soul is a battlefield, a desolate wasteland where hope lies buried

 

[Bristolian]

One of my favourites when doing street photography and challenged about taking pictures of kids;

"It's okay mate/madam, my lens has an ugly filter fitted so your kids won't show in the picture" at which point I simply turn and walk away.

 

[Yellow Fang]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

Isn't that more a curse?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Isn't that more a curse?

It's a kink in certain circles

 

[Yellow Fang]

You are to your brother, Harry, what excrement is to cream.
Blackadder series 1.

 

[Seevio]

Your idiot name is your first name, followed by whatever your last name is.

 

[StuAff]

"Is there no beginning to your talents?" (Clive Anderson to Jeffrey Archer, on his Ch4 chat show).

 

[Ming the Merciless]

He's a man of boundless mediocrity, a master of the obvious.

 

[Psamathe]

"<name> thinks Moby Dick is a sexually transmitted disease"

<name> = target of insult

Ian