Favourite Insults

[glasgowcyclist]

Version 3: A face like a bulldug lickin’ pish aff a thistle.

 

[burntoutbanger]

I may be drunk but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober.

 

[irw]

Anyone from Liverpool will know that an argument is over when the response is 'Ya Ma....', often followed with whatever the other person has just said.

You look like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Ya Ma looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

I rest my case.

 

[homebuilds]

"The lowest form of marine growth" - describing a Royal Navy Junior Seaman

 

[neil_merseyside]

I may be drunk but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober.

One of Winston Churchill's by all accounts.

 

[Smokin Joe]

"You Manchester United supporter..."

 

[glasgowcyclist]

See you next Tuesday.

 

[Bazzer]

Don't let the door bang your arse on the way out.

 

[MartinQ]

Hard to beat

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s&ab_channel=hamnoj

 

[Drago]

We had a bit of a growler of a boss...

Was he neatly shaven or fully bearded?

 

[Seevio]

There are quite a few good ones in the Deadpool alternative takes.

E.g. Your face looks like the inside of other people's rectums*

*The actual quote didn't use the word rectum but what with this being a wholesome family friendly website...

 

[bruce1530]

We had a bit of a growler of a boss at work who we used to say looked like a Rottweiler chewing a wasp…….not to her face obviously!

"A face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle..."

 

[bruce1530]

"he looked like he had been dooking for chips..."

 

[bruce1530]

"He fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down..."

 

[Brandane]

A face like a blind cobbler's thumb.