Any good jokes ... ?

[Leaway2]

And I did

OY! I did that about three weeks ago on here!

And I did it 6 months ago and someone called me out for doing it 6 months before that. It is too good not to repeat though.

 

[flake99please]

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home I found out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how upset I am.

 

[roadrash]

whats black and white and brown on top..............a nun with the monk on

 

[srw]

No its a penguin with a suntan

A penguin with a suntan would be pale brown, not red. You mean a sunburnt penguin, and even then it's unlikely to be red all over.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

A penguin with a suntan would be pale brown, not red. You mean a sunburnt penguin, and even then it's unlikely to be red all over.

What if it rolled in a spilt tin of red paint?

 

[Mugshot]

A penguin with a suntan would be pale brown, not red. You mean a sunburnt penguin, and even then it's unlikely to be red all over.

Have you ever seen a penguin with a suntan?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

A penguin with a suntan would be pale brown, not red. You mean a sunburnt penguin, and even then it's unlikely to be red all over.

 

[Cubist]

I thought it was a sunburnt nun. Never mind.

 

[Cubist]

I went for some acupuncture the other day. I got home and my voodoo doll was dead.

 

[benb]

I went for some acupuncture the other day. I got home and my voodoo doll was dead.

You must have felt a bit of a prick

 

[flake99please]

Did you know that candle flame smells like burnt nose hair?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Things I've learned today:

1) Screwfix is not a dating service

 

[flake99please]

Accordion to scientific research it is possible to slip musical instruments into your sentences without anyone noticing.

 

[Speicher]

Accordion to scientific research it is possible to slip musical instruments into your sentences without anyone noticing.

I will be sure to make a note of that and inform the staff.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I will be sure to make a note of that and inform the staff.

It should strike a chord with them.