swee'pea99
Legendary Member
What's green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree on your head?
A snooker table.
A snooker table.
Any good jokes ... ?
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Deleted member 26715
Guest
I thought that was Kermit?
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
No, that's what's green and smells of pork.
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User6179
Guest
Mickey Mouse goes to court to divorce Minnie .
The Judge says to Mickey - You say you are divorcing on the grounds your wife is f&%king Silly .
No says Mickey I said she was f%$king Goofy .
The Judge says to Mickey - You say you are divorcing on the grounds your wife is f&%king Silly .
No says Mickey I said she was f%$king Goofy .
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Deleted member 26715
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You sure, I also heard it as What's green goes round & round & turns red,
Kermit in a blender
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Nope, that's Kermit's index finger.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
An unripe tomato then......
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
That's what's green and goes red at the flick of a switch
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Or "I didn't say she had buck teeth, I said she was......"
ayceejay
Guru
- Location
- Rural Quebec
Or as my grandson told it - what's a greengage and goes up and down in a lift?
a greengage in a lift
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Deleted member 26715
Guest
That's the version I know
- Location
- Egham
Mugshot
Cracking a solo.
I thought that was a nun falling down the stairs.
- Location
- Egham
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
Sir!
Sir!
- Location
- Egham
What do you call a deaf gorilla with a machine gun?
Anything you like, he can't hear you..
Anything you like, he can't hear you..
