Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

Might cause a bit of treble though, could disrupt the harmony.

 

[postman]

I wish people would not harp on how clever they are.I have ten 'A' levels.i am also a compulsive lyre.

 

[roadrash]

no need to blow your own trumpet

 

[Speicher]

no need to blow your own trumpet

There is a video on Youtuba of @postman doing that.

 

[Speicher]

If you cannot email someone, euphonium.

 

[roadrash]

looks like @Speicher is trying to drum up more replies to this thread

 

[postman]

It's great to see your relatives Harmonica has just turned up

 

[postman]

I am going to banjo from closing this thread.

 

[TVC]

If you think any of these puns are funny then you can go whistle.

 

[Cubist]

Musical instruments or musical references? Depends where you set the barre for workable puns. It looks like some on here would piccolo starting point.

Nope, not seeing any musical instruments in any of those.

 

[Smokin Joe]

This thread is a symbol of the stupidity here.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

This thread is a symbol of the stupidity here.

Cymbolic, innit?

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Cymbolic, innit?

It seems to me to be all bolics.

Sorry to lower the tone.

On the subject of dreadful music puns Reo Speedwagon had an album called
You Can Tune A Piano - But You Can't Piano A Tuna.
Ridiculous title but it struck a chord with me.

 

[Arjimlad]

I tried to get into a boat with a lovely French girl a while ago,

I'm still trying to work out what "Pas d'elles yeux Rhone que nous" means in English..

 

[Chris S]

no need to blow your own trumpet

Apparently Marilyn Manson had a vertebrae removed so that he could do that ...