Any good jokes ... ?

[Crackle]

Musical instruments eh.

 

[ufkacbln]

Nope, not seeing any musical instruments in any of those.

What did you Bass that opinion on....

 

[Sixmile]

Oboe, how long is this going to cajon for?

 

[roadrash]

it could go on for a wile , I'm going to put the kettle (drum)on

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Any more of these painful puns and I might have to resort to violins.

 

[Markymark]

Something something saxophone

Sorry, it's been a long day.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I've had enough of this, you can all go and whistle.

 

[Sixmile]

No need to be so sharp, I've taken a note of that so you better change your tune of there'll be no one clef on hear.

 

[Arjimlad]

An accidental flat would be unwelcome.

 

[roadrash]

make sure you don't ride over something sharp

 

[raleighnut]

make sure you don't ride over something sharp

You may get a flat.

 

[TVC]

How long are you lot going to harp on about this?

 

[Cubist]

I thought it had reached its crescendo to be fair. I think @flake99please has fagotti started it all in the first place.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I was telling a gorgeous blonde at the pub that I'd recently lost my wife. She put her arms around me, pulled me close and whispered, "It'll be alright."

"No, it won't, "I thought, "She'll find me soon."

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Half a coconut hung from a tree makes a nutritious source of food for garden birds. It also serves as a warning to other coconuts to keep away from your garden.