Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Seevio]

Me: Anyways isn't a real word. It's anyway.
Therapist: Anyway, we were discussing your difficulty in making friends.

 

[Chris S]

Don't let the doorknob hit you on the arse on the way out

Could we have a flounce thread?

 

[PaulB]

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I used to go out with that Fatima Whitbread. She chucked me.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

My grandad reached 110 today.It's the last time i let him drive.

 

[PaulB]

I went to the doctors this morning and said, "Doctor, I feel like a bell." He handed me some pills and said, "Take these tonight and if you don't feel better in the morning, ring me."

 

[tyred]

 

[king of the mole hills]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

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How memory deceives us.

 

[postman]

I told Mrs P i had lost my dictionary,she said have you looked upstairs,i said i can't look anything up.

 

[Gwylan]

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You also wonder HTF you got down there anyway.

Dribble and hope the ambulance turns up soon. And if you are lucky you'll be home in time for the late news