Any good jokes ... ?

[rikki]

 

[Cavalol]

Just had someone phone me, said his name was Spinal Column

I said "Sorry, can I call you back?"

 

[Cavalol]

An Australian taxi driver's salary is a fared income.

 

[Andy_R]

Once they pop...

Apparently they were burnt to a crisp....

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Cavalol]

My grandfather went peacefully in his sleep.



Absolutely no bladder control whatsoever.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife is temperamental. Fifty percent temper and fifty percent mental.

 

[PaulB]

I've been listening to acoustic versions of U2 songs just to take the edge off.

 

[Dave7]

I was just reading a farming magazine that urged never to put Llamas in the same field as rams because they will fight. You would have a right ramallamadingdong.

 

[Profpointy]

My grandfather went peacefully in his sleep

.... not screaming in terror like his passengers

(been done before but it flows from thr earlier one)

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I was just reading a farming magazine that urged never to put Llamas in the same field as rams because they will fight. You would have a right ramallamadingdong.

Ken Bruce this morning? He did set it up well.

 

[Threevok]

I'm currently on the Sinatra Bird Diet

Egrets, I've had a Smew, Bitern again, Curlew to munch on

 

[Cavalol]

I'm currently on the Sinatra Bird Diet

Egrets, I've had a Smew, Bitern again, Curlew to munch on

Very clever!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I'm on the Shakespeare diet.

Two sheep, perchance two bream.

 

[Threevok]

I tried the Morse code diet once, but I had to keep dashing to the loo