Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[presta]

Apparently the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer is the taste.

The pathologist sticks his finger up the cadaver's bum, tastes it, then tells his students to do the same, which they do:

"This is a lesson in observation, note that I put my middle finger in the cadaver, and my index finger in my mouth".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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I've tried several times, but nothing happened. However, I've stopped now, as, to be honest, I don't want to faucet.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[presta]

Apparently the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer is the taste.

"An experienced fellwalker can tell the difference between bilberries and sheep droppings by the taste."
Alfred Wainwright