Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

If people want to build their own watchtowers, then that's their lookout.

 

[Speicher]

He'll be here in a short mile to answer that.

Yes, but he won't stay fur long. He has a chain to repair.

 

[Cavalol]

Yes, but he won't stay fur long. He has a chain to repair.

I'd kill a metre of chain.

 

[cyberknight]

If people want to build their own watchtowers, then that's their lookout.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[JtB]

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Same could be said for lycra

 

[rikki]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[guitarpete247]

Heard on car radio on a driving holiday in Ireland many years ago.
"It isn't even quarter to ten. Unless the clocks have stopped."

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Henry the Eighth’s second wife would never rush into a room. She'd just amble in.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Archie_tect]

Once they pop...