Any good jokes ... ?

[Slick]

Which for me is ironic, as it will be my first year wearing glasses.

 

[Cavalol]

Why would somebody pick up my mobile, delete my Spandau Ballet ringtone, then put it back?

It just doesn't ring true.

 

[Dayvo]

I still remember 2019 like it was yesterday.

 

[Cavalol]

Can't find the joke I posted recently about my vertebrae.


It was about a weak back.

 

[Cavalol]

Did Frank Sinatra ever keep wading birds?

Egrets, he had a few.

 

[Seevio]

Did Frank Sinatra ever keep wading birds?

Egrets, he had a few.

Yeah, but too few to mention.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

Numbers 1 to 9 of the most common sports injuries are to the legs, head or back.


Ten is elbow.

 

[Cavalol]

I have a tin that looks like nothing like a tin. It's uncanny.

 

[Kempstonian]

I hate russian dolls...they are so full of themselves

 

[Archie_tect]

If it swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably plays cricket for England.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm filing my nails with an Emery board.

It's awful - but I like it.

 

[Cavalol]

"Keep your trap shut!" my dad always used to say.

I resent him for that, but not as much as my greyhound.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Salty seadog]

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