Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Blur
Blur who?
Exactly.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Smokin Joe]

Sex between three people is called a threesome.

Between two people it is called a twosome.

People call me Handsome

 

[Andy_R]

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names... So after his one and only job of the year, he killed them. He killed them all. It was just awful.

 

[Cavalol]

You should never tell anyone how tall The Hulk is. That's the height of mad Banners.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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Ahem, you solder or braze brass, you don't arc weld it.

 

[roadrash]

yeah but ….what a wonderful solder or braze brass joint,..... just doesn't have the same ring to it..

 

[Cavalol]

I used to get so excited about French lessons.

Sometimes a little 'oui' would come out.

 

[morrisman]

Got a parking ticket the other day for being parked illegally.
Not sure why. The sign clearly said 'Fine for parking'.

 

[Kempstonian]

I've just bumped into former research colleague from the paleontology department

We go back a long way, him and me

Just a couple of old fossils then...?

 

[betty swollocks]

I want to do archery in Mexico.
But I don't habanero.

 

[Cavalol]

I always roll up one trouser leg when drilling with a masonry bit.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[welsh dragon]

It was 11 years ago today that my mate Jamie came running out of the room shouting "it's a boy. It's a boy" with tears running down his face.

We've never been back to Thailand.