Any good jokes ... ?

[Salty seadog]

I have just turned my Gold fish tank in to a tropical tank for only £5. How you might ask?


I filled it with 5 bottles of Lilt, now its totally tropical.

I'm thinking thread ban.......

 

[morrisman]

Dogs can not operate MRI machines ...
... but cats can

 

[benb]

I'm thinking thread ban.......

Too lenient. How about launching Cavalol into deep space?

 

[CharlesF]

I asked my wife why she married me.


She said “Because you’re really funny.”


I said: “I thought it was because I’m good in bed.”


She said: “See? You’re hilarious.”

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[colly]

Whatever will they think of next ?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

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I took this one a few weeks ago whilst out on a ride:

 

[Andy_R]

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Whatever will they think of next ?

Just what @Drago needs for his y-fronts

 

[Oldbloke]

Just what @Drago needs for his y-fronts

Where's that mind bleach?

 

[tribanjules]

Just what @Drago needs for his y-fronts

Are you staining his reputation ?

 

[Salty seadog]

Are you staining his reputation ?

He has a reputation?

 

[CharlesF]

 

[Threevok]

Back in the day, Mrs V would bring me my pipe and slippers

Of course, in these enlightened times, everything has changed

Now she brings me my spliff and flip-flops