Any good jokes ... ?

[Arjimlad]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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[PaulB]

I really hate my new John Denver GPS. While it may well take me home, it's always down some country roads.

 

[PK99]

 

[Arjimlad]

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That's not a joke, it's an explanation!

 

[Zeffer]

 

[Zeffer]

Not funny, but definitely a joke. Especially for the woman with a double buggy!

 

[simon the viking]

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Where did you get a diagram of @biggs682 's shed!

 

[PK99]

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That's not a joke it's an outrage!

 

[screenman]

 

[guitarpete247]

Thing youngest granddaughter always asks, when she comes for tea, "What's for pudding?"

 

[benb]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where's_Wally?

Where's Wally? is a British series of children's puzzle books created by English illustrator Martin Handford. The books consist of a series of detailed double-page spread illustrations depicting dozens or more people doing a variety of amusing things at a given location.

"amusing" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

 

[Cavalol]

I have just turned my Gold fish tank in to a tropical tank for only £5. How you might ask?


I filled it with 5 bottles of Lilt, now its totally tropical.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chris S]

My wife called me a 'lazy bastard' the last time I went shopping with her.
I nearly fell out of the trolley.