Any good jokes ... ?

[Leaway2]

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I notice that the little packet of dried fruit is missing.

 

[Cavalol]

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?
2 kilomockingbirds

That’s fantastic, wish I could like it twice!

 

[Leaway2]

That’s fantastic, wish I could like it twice!

It should of course be 2048 mockinginbirds to me.

 

[Salty seadog]

It should of course be 2048 mockinginbirds to me.

Only in the world of digits memory surely.
Isn't kilo a metric (base 10) function.

Eta, ah I see you said it should mean that to you, so do you work in an IT setting.?

 

[Leaway2]

Only in the world of digits memory surely.
Isn't kilo a metric (base 10) function.

Eta, ah I see you said it should mean that to you, so do you work in an IT setting.?

I do.

 

[PK99]

It should of course be 2048 mockinginbirds to me.

To you?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

It should of course be 2048 mockinginbirds to me.

Remind me not to join you on a 100km bike ride.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Wherever my uncle went, he lit up the room.


He’s doing five years for arson now.

 

[Salty seadog]

Only in the world of digits memory surely.
Isn't kilo a metric (base 10) function.

Eta, ah I see you said it should mean that to you, so do you work in an IT setting.?

To you?

 

[benb]

It should of course be 2048 mockinginbirds to me.

Not really.

Kilo has been standardised to mean 1000 and nothing else for 20 years.
A multiple of 1024 would be a kibi, as in kibibyte

 

[Mugshot]

Not really.

Kilo has been standardised to mean 1000 and nothing else for 20 years.
A multiple of 1024 would be a kibi, as in kibibyte

I don't get it

 

[betty swollocks]

I've been plotting a graph of all my past relationships, using ex and why co-ordinates.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I find myself strangely attracted to people from Yorkshire.
I think I might be by 'ecksual.

 

[Chris S]

To you?

To me