Any good jokes ... ?
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3 rabbits call in for lunch
3 cheese toasties please.
Next day they call in again
2 cheese toasties and a bacon toastie for the little one
Next day they call in again
2 cheese toasties and a sausage toastie for the little one
Next day they call in again
2 cheese toasties and a tomato toastie for the little one.
Next day they call.in again but there are only two of them
Wheres the little one the shopkeeper asks.
He died.
Oh that's sad what was it
Mixing his toasties
3 cheese toasties please.
Next day they call in again
2 cheese toasties and a bacon toastie for the little one
Next day they call in again
2 cheese toasties and a sausage toastie for the little one
Next day they call in again
2 cheese toasties and a tomato toastie for the little one.
Next day they call.in again but there are only two of them
Wheres the little one the shopkeeper asks.
He died.
Oh that's sad what was it
Mixing his toasties
srw
It's a bit more complicated than that...
Others have told that joke much better: https://www.cyclechat.net/search/11201049/?q=toasties&t=post&o=relevance&c[thread]=78142
You need the "my" in it to get the pun to work.
Smokin Joe
Squire
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- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
A chicken is walking along the pavement when he sees a duck about to cross the road.
"Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it".
"Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it".
I found a book in the library called “How to Hump”. I initially thought it was a sex manual, but then discovered it was volume 9 of the Oxford English Dictionary.
Stephenite
Membå
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- OslO
Why is it called a 'shuttlecock'?
Because 'rocketpenis' was already taken.
Because 'rocketpenis' was already taken.
PaulSB
Squire
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- Chorley, Lancashire
FABULOUS
raleighnut
Legendary Member
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- One of the 'Elite'
Mutual Conjugation ?
