Any good jokes ... ?

[ADarkDraconis]

 

[colly]

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Automotive Commer:

 

[postman]

Tony Blair and Bill Clinton offering advice on anything.

 

[colly]

At least Marjorie Proops and Anna Raeburn didn't get involved in illegal wars nor make a mess of young womens dresses.

 

[TVC]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[bruce1530]

I phoned up the local sealife centre, and got a recorded message saying that my call was being recorded for training porpoises.

 

[Cavalol]

I've just tried some of the Elvis Costello's new mediterranean sausages. They were wonderful. I think olive salami is here to stay.

 

[Cavalol]

Doctor: I'm afraid you're suffering from Auto Correct Syndrome.
Patient: I didn’t even know I was I'll.

 

[ADarkDraconis]

Doctor: I'm afraid you're suffering from Auto Correct Syndrome.
Patient: I didn’t even know I was I'll.

 

[morrisman]

When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was music to my arse

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A woman is sitting at her husband’s funeral when her friend sitting next to her asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”

“No, go ahead” the woman replies.

The neighbour stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora” and sits back down.

“Thank you” the woman says. “That means a lot”.

 

[flake99please]

Police in Milton Keynes announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers.....

Buckinghamshire's chief constable said that they must wear their normal uniforms when members of the public are under caution.