Any good jokes ... ?

[TVC]

I went to my doctor and told him I thought I was a pair of curtains......

 

[Oxo]

I went to my doctor and told him I thought I was a pair of curtains......

At what point did he close the consultation?

 

[colly]

I went to my doctor and told him I thought I was a pair of curtains......

Well you do spend all your time just hanging about.

 

[Salty seadog]

I went to my doctor and told him I thought I was a pair of curtains......

Are we to draw our own punchline from that...

 

[TVC]

Are we to draw our own punchline from that...

I didn't think you would see through it.

 

[Salty seadog]

I didn't think you would see through it.

Don't you have a second coat to apply....

 

[JtB]

I went to my doctor and told him I thought I was a pair of curtains......

Come on pull yourself together.

 

[tony111]

I once went back to a girls flat, the curtains were drawn, but everything else was real.

 

[Speicher]

Don't you have a second coat to apply....

You cannot brush off his remarks like that. He will be bristling with indignation.

 

[JtB]

I went to my doctor and told him I thought I was a pair of curtains......

Yes, I can see you’ve gone off the rails a bit.

 

[JtB]

I went to my doctor and told him I thought I was a pair of curtains......

No not a curtain, are you blind?

 

[Cavalol]

My wife has run off with the fresh fish delivery man.

He promised to take her to a better plaice.

 

[Salty seadog]

I asked God for a bike, but was told God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 

[Cavalol]

Kevin Vegan

 

[betty swollocks]