Any good jokes ... ?

[ozboz]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just been accused of being a plagiarist!


Their words, not mine

 

[morrisman]

The meaning of opaque is unclear.

 

[TVC]

It doesn't need saying.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Cavalol]

'Maintenant' is my favourite French word, for now.

 

[monkeytennis]

I've just been accused of being a plagiarist!


Their words, not mine

I reckon you copied that joke from somebody else

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[betty swollocks]

Yesterday, my mate who's an Elvis impersonator, did a gig in a fertility clinic.
He got a standing ovulation.

 

[betty swollocks]

On my way home, I cycled past an open prison and spied a midget climbing over the fence.
As he jumped down and ran off, he sneered at me.
I thought that was a little condescending.

 

[Dayvo]

My mate is a sperm donor and gets £50 quid a go.

He took 10 Viagra just prior to going. Now he's laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[colly]

I know, I know its in appalling taste.

Ooops!
Maybe I should rephrase that.......nah bugger it.

 

[screenman]

Time Trial,

The competitor who can waste the most of the court's valuable time before being found guilty will be adjudged the winner.

 

[colly]

Probably Viz.

 

[TheDoctor]

That's very very silly.
*approves*