Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Terrible idea

Think of the neighbours!!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Yes, annoys me. It means nothing.

Anything that says "up to xxx off" means nothing

at least "at least" does mean things are reduced

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

You also wonder HTF you got down there anyway.

Dribble and hope the ambulance turns up soon. And if you are lucky you'll be home in time for the late news

I worked with a woman once who was heavily pregnant

apparently she was having a chat with a friend who was equally pregnant, at her house that weekend and for some reason she got down on the floor to do some exercises
She couldn;t get up - so her friend got down to help her up

so now neither of them could get up

they had to wait for her husband to come home and help them up

apparently it took a while because he was laughing too much

 

[tyred]

 

[Speicher]

 

[Speicher]

 

[Profpointy]

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He forgot mature student and military intelligence

 

[Gwylan]

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Where's the artificial intelligence?

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

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So that's... Errrrrr 😂

Could that mean some things are 60% off and other things haven't been reduced as much?

 

[Chris S]

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Defendant: Keeps coughing ...
Magistrate: "Would you like a Fisherman's Friend?"
Defendant: "No thank-you, that's how I got here in the first place."

 

[tyred]

 

[mikeIow]

 

[morrisman]

In case you need another reason not to eat uranium, it is very fattening.
"A gram of uranium can release a significant amount of energy, typically measured as 20 billion calories"