Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

Good news on the zoo hijacking. They’ve released the ostriches

Read this several times in my head before saying it out loud and understanding!

 

[wheresthetorch]

Read this several times in my head before saying it out loud and understanding!

Took me a few goes too!

 

[AndyRM]

Took me a few goes too!

I had to do my best Ray Winstone accent for it to click.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

Good news on the zoo hijacking. They’ve released the ostriches

I've contributed a few jokes to this thread, but don't think I'll be able to emu-late one as good as that.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I've contributed a few jokes to this thread, but don't think I'll be able to emu-late one as good as that.

Rheally?

 

[colly]

No point in burying you head in the sand.

 

[bruce1530]

What did the drummer call his twin baby daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.....

 

[TVC]

Rheally?

You don't wallaby making bad puns like that.

 

[monkeytennis]

What did the drummer call his twin baby daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.....

Was he friends with the Spanish fireman?
(Hose A and Hose B)

 

[Cavalol]

To Kajagoogoo, you must first think like a Googoo.

 

[Dave7]

To Kajagoogoo, you must first think like a Googoo.

Ahh glasshopper......that is so profound

 

[TVC]

From Viz again.

 

[Cavalol]

Just came away from the doctors where he told me I’m clinically obese.

As if I don’t have enough on my plate.

 

[monkeytennis]

Just came away from the doctors where he told me I’m clinically obese.

As if I don’t have enough on my plate.

He told me I had hypochondria... I said don't tell me I have that as well...