Any good jokes ... ?
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Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?
Me: I would have to say the delusions.
Interviewer: Delusions? Like what?
Me: Well sometimes I think I'm being interviewed.
Bus Driver: ...Where are your trousers?
Me: I would have to say the delusions.
Interviewer: Delusions? Like what?
Me: Well sometimes I think I'm being interviewed.
Bus Driver: ...Where are your trousers?
BigSid
Guru
- Location
- Hungerford
A story about the generosity of bookies: I went to Cheltenham races this year. Didn't take my cards with me to make sure I didn't go OTT betting. Made some bad bets and blew all my cash so I had to walk home. It started raining and to make it worse the sole started to come away from my shoe. So there I am, walking along in the p!$$ing rain, sole flip flopping about when a Rolls-Royce pulled up alongside me. The window slid down and there was a bookie in it. He asked me if I was OK. I told him I'd blown all my cash at the races, didn't even have enough for the bus fare home and to top it off my shoe was falling apart. Well, he opened his briefcase, pulled out a thick wad of £50 notes, removed the elastic band, then handed it to me and told me to put it round my shoe and drove away.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
People are painting SpaceX rockets on Cybertrucks to support Elon Musk, how sweet
Profpointy
Legendary Member
Profpointy
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Jameshow
Veteran
Sorry to be perdantic but wattapp wasn't invented in 1945.....!🤣
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
What's "wattapp"? Is it code for something....
FishFright
More wheels than sense
It happened on Signal
Coming back from Kintyre today, saw a few of these
Tried Google maps, Bing and even the Ordnance survey site, but can't find it anywhere.
Any ideas?
Tried Google maps, Bing and even the Ordnance survey site, but can't find it anywhere.
Any ideas?
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
SteveO69
Well-Known Member
- Location
- S.W. London / Surrey
Alex321
Guru
- Location
- South Wales
Nope No idea whatsoever what the joke is supposed to be here?
