Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Spartak]

 

[Dave7]

Condoms don't always guaranty safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when the woman's husband shot him.

 

[Stevo 666]

Worth a listen...

View: https://youtu.be/vsAczw_fB_U?si=PiD9baY3Vk8mDmtR

 

[morrisman]

Carpe Diem - Seize the day
Imodium - Don't sneeze today

 

[Gwylan]

That is REALLY stretching it, I am quite sure every person seeing that sign knows it refers to somewhere you can get cruises on the Loch.

To me, that is just so completely obvious, I never even considered they might be stretching it that way for a joke.

Oh FFS, it's a joke. A bit of a laugh. Doesn't need a bleedin' thesis.
If you get it, fine. If you don't, move on.
If it really isn't funny then ignore the poster.

Be careful not to try and ignore yourself.

 

[nellietheelephant]

Oh FFS, it's a joke. A bit of a laugh. Doesn't need a bleedin' thesis.
If you get it, fine. If you don't, move on.
If it really isn't funny then ignore the poster.

Be careful not to try and ignore yourself.

No, no, you don't understand! People are forced to come here and read everything, and having done so it's absolutely essential that they tell us what they're thinking. You know. Thinking. The thing that used to take place in your head, in private. Unlike this post.

 

[Chris S]

My father told me never to do something that I might regret later in life. It was such good advice I had it tattooed on my forehead.

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[tyred]

Apparently, 85% of people don't understand basic maths.

Thankfully, I'm part of the other 30%

 

[craigwend]