Any good jokes ... ?

[swee'pea99]

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Er, that mighthave been Oz.

Er, I did go to Oz on the same trip, and I'm 64 and mostly baffled now, so it's more than possible.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

it really annoys me that the expect more cash to remove adverts now too .

I have an ad blocker which seems to work with a lot of things
I allow some site through if they do not have too many ads that slow it down
(including CycleChat!!)

 

[cyberknight]

I have an ad blocker which seems to work with a lot of things

i doubt it would work on the tv app

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

i doubt it would work on the tv app

certainly doesn;t work on ITVx - I was watching Battlestar Galactica last night and it was annoying!

 

[FishFright]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

My car's sat nav keeps telling me that its father was a toolmaker.
It's a Kia Starmer.

 

[craigwend]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just seen former chess world champion Gary Kasparov in my local cafe.
I asked him to pass me the salt and pepper and it took him 26 minutes.

 

[markemark]

Just seen former chess world champion Gary Kasparov in my local cafe.
I asked him to pass me the salt and pepper and it took him 26 minutes.

When he was finished did he ask for the cheque, mate?

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

Just seen former chess world champion Gary Kasparov in my local cafe.
I asked him to pass me the salt and pepper and it took him 26 minutes.

And before you knew it, he had taken your wine glass and your fork had nowhere safe to move.