I think it's referring to believing it to be a geographic place name as opposed to a trip on a boat.
Any good jokes ... ?
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I think it's referring to believing it to be a geographic place name as opposed to a trip on a boat.
Gwylan
Veteran
- Location
- All at sea⛵
Worrying
Just take the nice pills the nurse gives you.
Just take the nice pills the nurse gives you.
There is no such place as Loch Cruises.
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
raleighnut
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- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
There's a reply to that.........................'Devil in the Bottle' by Skinny Molly*, I'd post a link but can't on this thing feel free to listen though
* former members of Lynryd Skynyrd and Molly Hatchet as well as Blackfoot
Profpointy
Legendary Member
The engineer's view of the first two is "this glass is bigger than it needs to be"
A woman takes a baby to the Doctor and says she is concerned it might be underweight.
The Doctor asks is it bottle or breast fed? The woman says its breast fed.
The Doctor says "I need to have a look at your breasts" and she says OK.
He then says "I need to massage them to get everything working", again she agrees.
After 20 minutes he says "that should be better. Do you feel ok"?
The woman says "yes, i enjoyed it. However its not my baby, its my daughters".
The Doctor asks is it bottle or breast fed? The woman says its breast fed.
The Doctor says "I need to have a look at your breasts" and she says OK.
He then says "I need to massage them to get everything working", again she agrees.
After 20 minutes he says "that should be better. Do you feel ok"?
The woman says "yes, i enjoyed it. However its not my baby, its my daughters".
presta
Legendary Member
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Tickets, please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"
Alex321
Guru
- Location
- South Wales
That is REALLY stretching it, I am quite sure every person seeing that sign knows it refers to somewhere you can get cruises on the Loch.
To me, that is just so completely obvious, I never even considered they might be stretching it that way for a joke.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
