Any good jokes ... ?
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Chris S
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- Birmingham
I wonder if it was Liz Truss?
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy
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further
Guru
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- Glastonbury Somerset
No real ale
Supersuperleeds
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- Leicester
I presume they drain straight back into the Carling barrels.
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
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- Land of confusion
they would have to water it down 1st.
gbb
Squire
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- Peterborough
My wife just read me this off a FB page...
I asked the baker why his cakes were all £2 but that one there is £3 ?
That's madeira cake...he replied
I asked the baker why his cakes were all £2 but that one there is £3 ?
That's madeira cake...he replied
Chris S
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- Birmingham
Richard A Thackeray
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I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi, it's brilliant, it comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
swee'pea99
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I was told while travelling round New Zealand of the dark days of the fifties I think they said when a 'family-friendly' government had the genius idea of introducing a 6.30 last orders haven't you got homes to go to, with the inevitable result that every bar in the country post-work was crammed five deep with men drinking with both hands and no intention of sacrificing their place at the bar and so made copious use of the 'spitoons' provided. Before heading home to read bedtime stories to their kiddies no doubt...
