Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

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It wasn't me

OK OK OK - in a previous career that was only because I worked on systems for a call centre and not something more critical

but our office wasn't referred to as "Marlborough Country " (wide open and full of cowboys) for nothing!!!!

(note - same senior manager who coined that phrase told me some years later that making me redundant was the dumbest thing he had ever seen becuase I was one of the few people who he knew he could depend on to get things done!!!)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

Re Dishwasher stacking. I think Stevie Wonder stacks ours when I'm not around.

A former boss had a group of mates he'd occasionally go shooting with. They referred to themselves as the Stevie Wonder shooting club

 

[tyred]

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Maybe not on that scale but in my telephone system programming days, I did once or twice take down a customer's system. Those damned software glitches.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Maybe not on that scale but in my telephone system programming days, I did once or twice take down a customer's system. Those damned software glitches.

Yes - I certainly never crashed a whole Customer Service centre (of over 5000 people) by leaving some software connected to my office computer and accidentally knocking the power to my computer off by leaning back on my chair

no no no

no idea how that happened

and that database corruption that happened when my boss and I were configuring a new system - and crashed the other system every Monday for months
Nah - not us - we were 200 miles away (networks - what networks??)

 

[Poacher]

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Oh yeah? One of Peter O'Toole's finest performances, as Jeffrey Bernard (is unwell).

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aokbCo64vDw

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick...especially as his name is Steve.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

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I have seen sign posts to "ecological burial ground"

 

[Alex321]

I have seen sign posts to "ecological burial ground"

They are usually called "Natural burial ground" round here.

The nearest I am aware of being here https://www.leedam.com/locations/cardiff/?utm_source=gmb

 

[Profpointy]

They are usually called "Natural burial ground" round here.

The nearest I am aware of being here https://www.leedam.com/locations/cardiff/?utm_source=gmb

I think that's the very one I was thinking of; but misremembered the exact wording

 

[Cavalol]

Had to judge an unusual pets competition last week.


Irish fella won it with a tin of salmon.

 

[richardfm]

They are usually called "Natural burial ground" round here.

The nearest I am aware of being here https://www.leedam.com/locations/cardiff/?utm_source=gmb

That's the one I have in mind for my remains when the time comes, hopefully not for a good twenty years or more.

 

[Gwylan]

They are usually called "Natural burial ground" round here.

The nearest I am aware of being here https://www.leedam.com/locations/cardiff/?utm_source=gmb

Implies that somewhere there is an unnatural burial ground.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

That's the one I have in mind for my remains when the time comes, hopefully not for a good twenty years or more.

When I go I've only got two requests.

1) I want my remains scattered at East End Park

2) I don't want cremated