Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Gwylan]

I think I'm going to hang this up at work...

I don't work. What should I do?

 

[Gwylan]

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As long as no one flushes the toilet within 200 metres

 

[Venod]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

We didn't have much growing up, I once had a birthday party at the local launderette. The highlight was playing pass the Persil.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Cavalol]

A satellite has crashed in a desolate area overnight, with no harm to intelligent life.

The Mayor of Wrexham sent his condolences to the families affected, and vowed that the town will rebuilt.

 

[Profpointy]

Google being a company created in the USA does not recognise that word. I think you made it up. 🤔

I may have made up one of the words but I think the other is genuine

 

[tyred]

 

[Windle]

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Just crack open a tin of sardines within twenty feet of them and see what happens.

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]