Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

That's the one I have in mind for my remains when the time comes, hopefully not for a good twenty years or more.

When I go I've only got two requests.

1) I want my remains scattered at East End Park

2) I don't want cremated

 

[Alex H]

 

[screenman]

You only live once, so spend 15 hours each day arguing about disc or rim brakes on cyclechat.

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex H]

Bored Librarian.....

 

[Alex H]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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That is remarkably close to how Elon Musk would see it
(maybe)
if he sold bikes rather than elecric cars

 

[tyred]

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When I'm cycling, I buy lots of food and Guinness which I probably wouldn't buy if I was driving!

 

[tyred]

 

[Chromatic]

I saw two large black birds stuck together today, I think they were Velcrows.

 

[Cavalol]

I have spent the last thirty days staring at a black disc.
I think it is some kind of record.