Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I've just been watching a coughing competition between contestants from Whitley, Morecambe and Cardigan.

It was the Great British bay cough.

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Profpointy]

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You say that but whilst Brits would say burglary done by a burglar, in American, that would be burglarization committed by a burglarisationismist. How is that a simplification?

 

[Seevio]

My favourite part of The Godfather was the part where the guy wakes up and screams because the mafia have stolen the bottom part of the horse he keeps in his bed.

 

[Profpointy]

My favourite part of The Godfather was the part where the guy wakes up and screams because the mafia have stolen the bottom part of the horse he keeps in his bed.

We had the dead rat in the bed incident that reminds me of that scene. How on earth could that have happened ?

 

[Gwylan]

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Not a capital crime though, it seems.

 

[PeteXXX]

After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like I see people do on TV.

Apparently it's unacceptable in bowling......

 

[Domus]

Re Dishwasher stacking. I think Stevie Wonder stacks ours when I'm not around.

 

[Alex H]

You say that but whilst Brits would say burglary done by a burglar, in American, that would be burglarization committed by a burglarisationismist. How is that a simplification?

Google being a company created in the USA does not recognise that word. I think you made it up. 🤔

 

[Alex321]

Google being a company created in the USA does not recognise that word. I think you made it up. 🤔

I have seen it before, but I don't think it is common or normal usage. The first one anyhow, I've never seen the second.

 

[Alex H]

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I think I'm going to hang this up at work...

 

[Toshiba Boy]