Any good jokes ... ?

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Gwylan]

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Sleep in the garage then?

 

[dicko]

Today I was struggling to get my wife’s attention.
So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.

 

[Profpointy]

Today I was struggling to get my wife’s attention.
So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.

We had a running gag in work "You're smiling; that's stealing from the company".
It was just a joke as we ran a pretty happy ship.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Venod]

How do you turn a duck into a singer ?
Put it in the Microwave until it's Bill Withers.

 

[raleighnut]

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Eats Shoots and Leaves

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[classic33]

A Garda is driving down O’Connell Street in Dublin when he sees two fellas peeing up against the window of a shop. He parks the car and runs over to them.

He asks the first fella for his name and address. The man replies, ‘I’m Paddy O’Toole of no fixed abode.’

The Garda turns to the second fella and asks the same question.

He replies, ‘I’m Ben Riordain, and I live in the flat above Paddy!'

 

[postman]

There is one venue i cant stand its the local ice rink.

 

[Seevio]

Swedish goths: I wish I was never Bjorn.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]