Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

My bank manager is a strange man; before he approves someone to borrow money he makes them sing a Roy Orbison song in his office.

Nobody else, only the loanee.

You wouldn't credit it, would you.

 

[Cavalol]

You wouldn't credit it, would you.

That tickled me, especially debit about the credit.

 

[Speicher]

My bank manager is a strange man; before he approves someone to borrow money he makes them sing a Roy Orbison song in his office.

Nobody else, only the loanee.

What about the Pretty Woman?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

That tickled me, especially debit about the credit.

Cavalol, I feel I must repay the compliment. So, to coin a phrase, many thanks for the interest shown in my comment.

 

[Tribansman]

Cavalol, I feel I must repay the compliment. So, to coin a phrase, many thanks for the interest shown in my comment.

Their branch in the country gives Cash back

 

[craigwend]

Can't imagine this will apply to many 😉

 

[Andy in Germany]

Can't imagine this will apply to many 😉

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My word, it's good to be reminded why I don't drink or smoke, and I try to stay healthy.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Gwylan]

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I've had 30 wonderful years too, just there are 20 others I'd rather not reflect on

 

[Alex321]

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I have absolutely no idea what that is about, or why it might be funny?

 

[Gwylan]

I have absolutely no idea what that is about, or why it might be funny?

Well, how long have you got?

Google Cast Away,Tom Hanks and read and learn. I would not recommend actually watching the film. But who am I to guide you, I like Miss Potter.

 

[Jameshow]

Well, how long have you got?

Google Cast Away,Tom Hanks and read and learn. I would not recommend actually watching the film. But who am I to guide you, I like Miss Potter.

It's not a bad film...

Try employee of the month.

Or Daddy daycare!🤣🤣

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Complete with surprised sockets!