Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Complete with surprised sockets!

Shocking 🤯

 

[Cavalol]

I've been diagnosed with a rare condition which means I can't hear the letter 't'.

I hope my mates at work don't find out, I'll never hear the end of it.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Nihilist graffiti, spotted on a stable, whilst walking the Dog

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

This seems an odd name for a pub!!

Seen to the right of the front steps;https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/7121905

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Bouncer, "I'm going to have ask you to leave."
Me, "Why?"
Bouncer, " I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline."

 

[Chris S]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

This handbag, belonging to one of the Nurses, was far too happy to be at work, early Monday morning!!

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

looking at the state of my Sainsbury's bag for life,i don't have much time left.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

What with the current state of the economy and my finances in particular, I've been forced to eat my neighbour's herb garden.

I'm living on borrowed thyme.

 

[GetFatty]

The last legitimate king of England was Richard the third, since then we have had imposters and charlatans

Yorkists can never be legitimate

 

[newts]

Yorkists can never be legitimate

William The Bastard has a lot to answer for too.

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

I've opened a gym, where the instructors go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.
I've called it Jehovah's Fitness.