Any good jokes ... ?

[markemark]

I see the British Museum has gone all woke. Huge Mummy section but no Daddy section to be found.

 

[mistyoptic]

One of the last steam powered sheep, most are electric these days.

 

[bobzmyunkle]

most are electric these days.

With androids dreaming of them

 

[morrisman]

Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee.But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.

 

[postman]

Huddersfield Town players have been banned from owning dogs.It seems they can't hold leads.

 

[lazybloke]

One of the last steam powered sheep, most are electric these days.
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What happens after Flossie eats artichokes

 

[PeteXXX]

I've just turned down a job in the Middle East.
They tried to make me go to Riyadh but I said no, no, no.... 🎶

 

[oldwheels]

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

With androids dreaming of them

Whilst using the mood organ ?

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

I once fell in love with a ventriloquist dummy only to find that she was spoken for.

 

[Cavalol]

My bank manager is a strange man; before he approves someone to borrow money he makes them sing a Roy Orbison song in his office.

Nobody else, only the loanee.

 

[EltonFrog]

My bank manager is a strange man; before he approves someone to borrow money he makes them sing a Roy Orbison song in his office.

Nobody else, only the loanee.

Flippin’ ‘eck!

 

[tyred]