Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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Would they take on Pro Bono cases?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Would they take on Pro Bono cases?

Would you take the lead on the case Andy, and walk us all through it? We promise to sit quietly, as long as, of course, you give us a whole treat at the end.

 

[mistyoptic]

Would they take on Pro Bonio cases?

FTFY

 

[oldwheels]

 

[wheresthetorch]

On the subject of maths (a few posts earlier) here is a wee limerick:

 

[mistyoptic]

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Reminds me of trying to save my embarrassment on late arrival at a business meeting with “I had a carburettor problem”

problem with the carburettor was I’d run out of fuel 😫

 

[Profpointy]

Reminds me of trying to save my embarrassment on late arrival at a business meeting with “I had a carburettor problem”

problem with the carburettor was I’d run out of fuel 😫

There was an episode of Some Mothers do 'ave em where Michelle Dotrice asks Frank if there's any progress on their car. Frank replies "I spoke to the chief frogman yesterday. He didn't hold out much hope"

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat.
How long have you felt this way?
Since I was a kid.

 

[PeteXXX]

Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price.

I got this information from a price comparison site.

😊

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[DaveReading]

On the subject of maths (a few posts earlier) here is a wee limerick:

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Last line is a bit contrived.

 

[FishFright]

Ooh, I did my own programming of the mandelbrot set when I was younger.
It's "just" a plot of complex number coordinates run through an iterative function. For each coordinate the magnitude of the function output would usually grow larger and larger.
If say after 1000 iteratations, the magniture is under 4, then then you consider the starting coordinate to be in the set, otherwise it's out of the set.

Simple as that, so no-one expected the set to have such equisite detail and structure.
Being in the set is a binary measure, so a true plot is monochrome.
This doesn't belong in the jokes thread!

I too did a mandlebrot program and , IIRC , the colours came from the number of iterations before that magnitude increased to preset levels.

This was a long time ago and my memory is very vague .