Any good jokes ... ?

[icowden]

As the saying goes. it's 12 o'clock somewhere.

I thought the saying was "it's 5 o'clock somewhere". Are you telling me Jimmy Buffet has been leading me down the garden path all these years?...

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I thought the saying was "it's 5 o'clock somewhere". Are you telling me Jimmy Buffet has been leading me down the garden path all these years?...

Alan Jackson, took you along the jetty, and onto the boat too?

 

[Cavalol]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dave7]

As a Christmas present I bought my friend a wooden leg.
That isn't the main present, it's just a stocking filler.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Tenkaykev]

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Mrs Tkk had a delivery from JL a couple of days ago. It was an item we expected to need assembly but came pre assembled. It is about 3'x2'x2' and has a fair amount of heavy duty bubble wrap in it. At the moment it is by the back door and in the way, I can't bring myself to get rid of it...

 

[Dag Hammar]

Mrs Tkk had a delivery from JL a couple of days ago. It was an item we expected to need assembly but came pre assembled. It is about 3'x2'x2' and has a fair amount of heavy duty bubble wrap in it. At the moment it is by the back door and in the way, I can't bring myself to get rid of it...

I know what you mean. I was born early fifties when money and toys were a scarcity. I can remember the joy from having a shoe box and using it to make a castle or a fort. Made two vertical cuts with scissors, a short length of string threaded through which made a drawbridge to pull up and keep out the enemy ( toy soldiers ).

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[simongt]

I can remember the joy from having a shoe box

Likewise age. I had a wail of a time with the box a paraffin heater came in around Crimbo time - !

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

On the motorbike theme, how about a nice scented candle 🕯️

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I hope they do a leaded fuel version! Oh how I miss the smell of 98 octane premix!