Any good jokes ... ?

[benb]

My boss says the three things I need to improve on, are note-taking, and two other things.

 

[screenman]

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings.

Not sure what I'll do the second week.

 

[Hitchington]

What's Yoda's favourite Village People song?

M.Y.A.C

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's Yoda's favourite Village People song?

M.Y.A.C

I don't think that's right, if YMCA was in Yoda-speak it would be more like ACYM.

 

[subaqua]

I don't think that's right, if YMCA was in Yoda-speak it would be more like ACYM.

I have just spent some time thinking that one through as well. I really need to get out more

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I have just spent some time thinking that one through as well. I really need to get out more

MTFBWY

 

[benb]

What's Yoda's favourite Village People song?

M.Y.A.C

Speak like that, Yoda would not.

 

[Andrew_P]

two English tourists were driving through Wales.

At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the server: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”

The girl leaned over and said: “Burrr… gurrr… Ki-ng.”

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

 

[TVC]

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

 

[benb]

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

On a similar vein: where would we be without rhetorical questions?

 

[AndyRM]

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I hope I've not done this one before, here goes...


Sean Connery's agent phones him up and says "Sean, I've got a job for you next Monday."

"OK" says Sean, and his agent tells him all about it, but then he says

"Only one small problem, it's an early start for you. They need you there for ten-ish"

"Tennish?" says Sean, "But I don't have a racquet."