If you didn’t know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile according to Bill Haley and his Comets one will see you later and one will see you in a while but what do I know I’m just a pensioner, not a zoologist 🤷♂️
Any good jokes ... ?
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Alligators eat weasels, crocodiles prefer stoats. All you have to do to tell alligators from crocodiles is identify their favourite mustelid snack food
Which one rocks around the clock?
Profpointy
Legendary Member
and the difference between a stoat and a weasel?
a weasle's weasily distinguishable, but a stoat's stoatally different !
Toshiba Boy
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This joke must be on it's last lap by now😀
Seevio
Guru
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Me: "One time I farted for so long that I was surprised that my bum didn't have to stop to catch it's breath."
Interviewer: "...... and a weakness?"
Interviewer: "...... and a weakness?"
CharlieB
Junior Walker and the Allstars
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Misuse of an apostrophe?
Tribansman
Veteran
Any good pedantry ... ? thread that way 👉
Seevio
Guru
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- South Glos
The spellchecker snuck that one in. I do know the difference. Honest!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Technically it it did, along with the page beneath the ink!
