Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[All uphill]

I grew up in a town that, when you enter it Diss appears

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

I bought a ruler from Smiths.
Heaven knows I'm measurable now....

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

i have just been informed.I have failed my ventriloquist exam.I cant say i'm surprised.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Seevio]

According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half human, half horse doctor. This made him the centaur for disease control.

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

I've been told that icy is the easiest word to spell, looking at it now I see why.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

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My local bookshop still seems to have about three pallets of his book left. Looks like they over-stocked.

 

[simongt]

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure - !