Any good jokes ... ?

[slowmotion]

Place in microwave for a few seconds, rinse and repeat until it is thin enough to be squirted out.

I tried putting it (weighed down) in a sink of really hot water but that didn't work. Not all plastics are suitable for microwaving. Some leach out really nasty chemicals. Still, it's probably safer than the squirty crap inside.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[betty swollocks]

A single typo makes Beethoven even more remarkable than even the experts realise.....

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Not a lot of people know that the letter d in Dunstable is actually load-bearing.

Take it away & see what happens.

 

[CharlieB]

Not a lot of people know that the letter d in Dunstable is actually load-bearing.

Take it away & see what happens.

Yes, it’s been seen on modified town signs for years…

 

[Mike Ayling]

I tried putting it (weighed down) in a sink of really hot water but that didn't work. Not all plastics are suitable for microwaving. Some leach out really nasty chemicals. Still, it's probably safer than the squirty crap inside.

I am sure that you are right about the chemicals.
However I have lived to eighty having taken the odd culinary risk!

 

[slowmotion]

I am sure that you are right about the chemicals.
However I have lived to eighty having taken the odd culinary risk!

Excellent news! To ensure your continued good health, I suggest you avoid all squirty products.

 

[PeteXXX]

I've just seen a film about life on a tea plantation.

It was rated PG.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

How's the diet going?

Not well, had eggs for breakfast.

Scrambled?

Cadburys.

 

[MichaelW2]

Not a lot of people know that the letter d in Dunstable is actually load-bearing.

Take it away & see what happens.

I grew up in a town that, when you enter it Diss appears

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[colly]

Mrs Colly just called downstairs..

'Do you ever get shooting pains across your chest as if someone is sticking pins in a voodoo doll of you?'

'No never had that'

'How about now?'