Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

I am fed up with my wife refusing to share in cleaning the coffee machine.
I went to see a solicitor and he reckons I have grounds for a divorce.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[srj10]

My new favourite word is drool, it just rolls off the tongue.

 

[tyred]

 

[colly]

 

[Oldhippy]

@tyred I used to do lots of that. Remember cow horn handlebars, everyone had them.

 

[Profpointy]

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Nah, you'd not have long trousers as you'd rip the knees when you fell off

 

[oldwheels]

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Careful. Contempt of court. Should be on the other side anyway as what about all the tory billions vanished?

 

[Poacher]

Careful. Contempt of court. Should be on the other side anyway as what about all the tory billions vanished?

Careful. The missing money in Scotland was only from SNP supporters. The tory missing billions was from taxpayers.

 

[Slick]

Careful. The missing money in Scotland was only from SNP supporters. The tory missing billions was from taxpayers.

Is there money missing in Scotland?

 

[markemark]

Is there money missing in Scotland?

Have you not seen Scotland?

 

[Slick]

Have you not seen Scotland?

Brigadoon.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Brigadoon.

Balamory

 

[cyberknight]

@tyred I used to do lots of that. Remember cow horn handlebars, everyone had them.

used to do loads on my grifter, mistimed one and nutted myself on the top tube

 

[oldwheels]

Careful. The missing money in Scotland was only from SNP supporters. The tory missing billions was from taxpayers.

Alleged missing in Scotland and I still think the cartoon was verging on contempt of court.