Any good jokes ... ?

[oldwheels]

Balamory

Balamory was bit of a nightmare for many. The local police constable was a keen cyclist and used a police bike but had to give that up due to being confused with the programme police character. Bus loads were coming and going all day and when the last ferry had left I remember a small pile of child buggies left over. No idea what happened to them.

 

[colly]

Alleged missing in Scotland and I still think the cartoon was verging on contempt of court.

How so? No one has even been arrested yet. Let alone any charges pressed.
It may blow over if no evidence is found.
Besides what is the cartoon showing? Nicola Sturgeon ostensibly off on holiday with a suitcase and a few notes flapping. Any inferences are purely in the mind of the viewer.

I rest my case m'lud.

 

[oldwheels]

How so? No one has even been arrested yet. Let alone any charges pressed.
It may blow over if no evidence is found.
Besides what is the cartoon showing? Nicola Sturgeon ostensibly off on holiday with a suitcase and a few notes flapping. Any inferences are purely in the mind of the viewer.

I rest my case m'lud.

I agree that contempt of court was a bit OTT but still verging on some offence a good lawyer could pick up.
At least they got the garden dug free anyway.

 

[bobzmyunkle]

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[Jameshow]

How so? No one has even been arrested yet. Let alone any charges pressed.
It may blow over if no evidence is found.
Besides what is the cartoon showing? Nicola Sturgeon ostensibly off on holiday with a suitcase and a few notes flapping. Any inferences are purely in the mind of the viewer.

I rest my case m'lud.

They are coming for you colly!
I know the money is stuffed in the upholstery!! 🤣

 

[Cavalol]

I bought a ruler from Smiths.
Heaven knows I'm measurable now....

Bravo!

 

[tyred]

I phoned the drugs helpline. A recorded message said "for marijuana, press hash."

 

[morrisman]

I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

It's Birds of Prey quiz time, folks.

Fingers on buzzards...

 

[PeteXXX]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

And for my very next trick, I'm going to turn this grand father clock into 100th of its size.

Watch...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Meanwhile, down 'ere in Zummerzet preparations for UDI are well underway, with our President already set up in the Yeovil Office.

 

[Andy_R]

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