Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

He can't dig a hole, play guitar riffs or whisper to wolves. What makes you think he can eat sausages?

Deppends...

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[flopner]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Venod]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.
If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

 

[roadrash]

 

[welsh dragon]

A wife said to her husband " shall we try a different position tonight."

Her husband replied enthusiastically " hell yes ".

"Excellent" she said. "You stand at the sink and wash the dishes and I'll lie on the couch all night ".

 

[roadrash]

£15 for a taxi to the launderette..feels like ive been taken to the cleaners !!

 

[Chris S]

 

[postman]

mrs P rang two hours ago saying she was in casualty.Well i watched the whole programme and never saw her.

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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And that's indeed why we always go hillwalking in the highlands in winter; it ain't a joke !