Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Smokin Joe]

It is much easier to explain suddenly slamming your laptop shut when you're wife walks into the room if it's nearing her birthday.

How you explain your trousers round your ankles is up to you.

 

[PaulB]

Music is just like candy. It's great once you get rid of the rapper.

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

My wife's been reading all the words beginning with S in the dictionary. I think she's up to something.

 

[annirak]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep and Crisp and Even

 

[craigwend]

 

[flopner]

 

[srj10]

Brace yourselves, I hear that orthodontists are preparing to go on strike.

 

[Cavalol]

What happens when Lisa Scott-Lee's car breaks down?

Faye Tozer.

 

[gbb]

He can't dig a hole, play guitar riffs or whisper to wolves. What makes you think he can eat sausages?

That really is a God awful advert, it makes me cringe every time I see it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]