Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

It's funny how record players are coming back in fashion big time. Oh how the tables have turned.

 

[PeteXXX]

Just realised its 5 years since someone stole my entire herb collection.

Where did the thyme go?

 

[Jameshow]

Many years ago a few mates and I were at a karaoke in a pub and a load of foreign students came in. None of them could really speak English, so whenever someone finished a song, we managed to make the students think expletives were encouragement and by the end of the night most of them were shouting 'w*nker' and 'sh*t' and such like at singers exiting the stage, much to their bemusement. Not big or clever, of course, but it seemed it at the time.

We had a deaf chap at a previous work place who taught us all the the rude words in sign language, so the delivery dept were fluent in signing but only rude words, useful when the bosses came round!!!

 

[PaulB]

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Christmas.
That's Christmas sorted.

 

[rikki]

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That's Christmas sorted.

Needs to be in alphabetical order
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[PaulB]

Needs to be in alphabetical order
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FFS! Statistics show that 47% of people are pedantic. Well, 46.8%, actually.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Speicher]

It's funny how record players are coming back in fashion big time. Oh how the tables have turned.

Oh yes, the new revolution!

We won't get fooled again!

 

[tyred]

Oh yes, the new revolution!

We won't get fooled again!

The price of new vinyl is scary. It's hard to justify.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

He was a shocker.

Yup - so bad he made my hair stand on end!

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[MichaelW2]

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He can't dig a hole, play guitar riffs or whisper to wolves. What makes you think he can eat sausages?

 

[PeteXXX]

He can't dig a hole, play guitar riffs or whisper to wolves. What makes you think he can eat sausages?

The proof is right there in that un-photoshopped photograph!!

 

[PeteXXX]

I ordered 4 Kindles from Amazon...

They've sent me a Two Ronnies DVD