Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

 

[tyred]

 

[JtB]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Salty seadog]

FFS! Statistics show that 47% of people are pedantic. Well, 46.8%, actually.

Actually 87.36% of statistics are just made up.

 

[morrisman]

Kid: Santa, what's the story about the reindeer's names?
Santa: I name them after memories; like Prancer frolicking in the snow.
Kid: What about Donner?
A dark countenance settles on Santa's face
Santa: It was the year of 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Scottish highlands....

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Seevio]

According to my chocolate advent calendar there are only 3 days until Christmas.

 

[Jameshow]

Footballs coming home!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[flopner]

 

[tyred]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

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Scitland’s gritter names for 2022 and how to track them.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/scotlands-gritters-names-2022-how-25685576

 

[morrisman]

Can't get a landscape gardener to do my garden because it's too long. Anyone know any portrait gardeners?

 

[PeteXXX]

I went to a veggie restaurant last night for an Errol Brown themed dinner.

🎶 It started with a quiche......🎶

 

[chris-suffolk]

According to my chocolate advent calendar there are only 3 days until Christmas.

My daughter's boyfriend had no days to Christmas as of 1st Dec.