Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

Shocking....

i wish to state i am not 20 st.A lot less a great deal less.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[DaveReading]

That explains why Australians have flat heads.

 

[tyred]

My wife left me because she says I'm too insecure.

Oh, wait, she's back. She'd just gone to make tea.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[mistyoptic]

I often hear folks arguing about how to pronounce ”scone”

some say it should sound like “scown” - sc-owe-n

some say it should sound like “sconn” - sc-on

I say it’s a “scown” until I’ve eaten it. Then it “sconn”

 

[Profpointy]

I often hear folks arguing about how to pronounce ”scone”

some say it should sound like “scown” - sc-owe-n

some say it should sound like “sconn” - sc-on

I say it’s a “scown” until I’ve eaten it. Then it “sconn”

One of my former housemates, pronounced on the debate between "scon" and "scone" - "It's neither" she said, " It's 'sco-en' " pronounced as two syllables. Being Welsh myself, she was of course correct

 

[Slick]

One of my former housemates, pronounced on the debate between "scon" and "scone" - "It's neither" she said, " It's 'sco-en' " pronounced as two syllables. Being Welsh myself, she was of course correct

If by correct you mean, wired to the moon, then you are indeed, correct.

 

[rikki]

 

[Tenkaykev]

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I suppose the damage was done during the Jam/ Cream first battles.

 

[tyred]

 

[Jameshow]

Breaking news king Charles town has been removed from the tower of London to be resized ready for the coronation ... Argos in Slough said it was the biggest job they had ever done!!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I went Bobsleighing the other day.


Killed 250 Bobs.

 

[Cavalol]

What a year for Olivier Giroud! He's become France's all-time top scorer, fired AC Milan to the Serie A title and somehow still found the time to star in those Cinch adverts.