Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[DaveReading]

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Or, more relevantly, squares without a football.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Ironically, the real General Lee was a Dodge Charge..r.

 

[kynikos]

Or, more relevantly, squares without a football.

Just the seven then...

 

[Arjimlad]

I've just discovered that Steffi Graff has a sister called Polly. I'm not even lying.

And a brother called Vander.

 

[Salty seadog]

I've started buying fair trade ketchup...

My chips are now ethically sauced.

Sir, may I politely ask you to collect your coat, a taxi is waiting.

 

[Cavalol]

Couldn’t believe it this morning opened my garage door and there was a Land Rover there.
I thought what a discovery!

 

[rikki]

And a brother called Vander.

He was a shocker.

 

[tyred]

Proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

How many did it take to write ‘Mrs Browns Boys’
Not many, l assume, they must have just got tired of throwing their own excrement (& wrote about it instead)

 

[Speicher]

And a brother called Vander.

How many more puns is this subject going to generate?

 

[newts]

How many more puns is this subject going to generate?

Guilty as charged ⚡

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Guilty as charged ⚡

Hair raising!