Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

There is a self depreciation course starting at the college next term. I've already put myself down.

 

[PaulB]

Say what you want about the deaf.

 

[mistyoptic]

How many more puns is this subject going to generate?

Well, it’s put a spark into the thread

 

[Moon bunny]

Can we stop the electrical puns?

Yes, we conduit!

 

[mistyoptic]

Do you want us to terminate it?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I doubt CCers have the capacitance to resist a pun.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

To be honest, I'm too wired to join in.

 

[Oldhippy]

Can we please pull the plug on this now.

 

[Jameshow]

Watt are you all ohm about??

 

[Oldhippy]

Someone will blow a fuse soon!

 

[Chris S]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[postman]

no no i have been using fairy liquid for showering with,gets rid of fat and grease,well how come im still twenty stone and lardy.

 

[PeteXXX]

Shocking....

 

[Cavalol]

My doctor told me I have a bad case of the Herman Hermits, but I woke up this morning feeling fine.